"When I heard Jack had Deep Vein Thrombosis, it triggered my ingrained protection instinct I have for all the employees that work here…" (x)
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How I think I look when trying to be attractive:
How I actually look:
Tumblr is still a thing! I can’t even fathom my dashboard it’s been so long. Considering starting anew, but where’s the fun in that?
i gabe you my heart
but the very next day
you gaben away
Finally tried him and jesus lordy on a cracker I’m either really bad at him or he’s just not my type.
Laughs were had over his dance though.
Hey it’s december! I guess it’s time to post this again
I just realized this is my Adam action figure’s first Christmas. It’s gonna be awesome.