It appears I have burst into flames.
"Math makes my thinker box hurts"
— Michael
  1. Date Posted Icon 6th March 2012
    2. Tags Icon #Michael is badass#Steam
"Speaking of asses, Coach told me he was gunna “Heal my ass” and I said heal all of me, not just my ass, you asshole"
— Mike
  1. Date Posted Icon 22nd November 2011
  2. Notes Icon Notes: 1
    3. Tags Icon #michael is badass#left 4 dead 2
"for some reason I thought Banana springs was a place in the land down under"
— Michael.
  1. Date Posted Icon 16th November 2011
    2. Tags Icon #michael is badass
"Imma shoot your dick off!"
— Michael
  1. Date Posted Icon 12th November 2011
    2. Tags Icon #left 4 dead 2#Michael is badass
"Hi pleasantly plump kitty!"
— Michael
  1. Date Posted Icon 12th November 2011
    2. Tags Icon #left 4 dead 2#Michael is badass
"Hah, you missed, sucker! Oh wait he came back he’s a boomerang hunter!"
— Michael
  1. Date Posted Icon 29th October 2011
    2. Tags Icon #Michael is badass#left 4 dead 2
  • ninjasephiroth: Adam Jensen can stab people with blades that come out of his arms.
  • ninjasephiroth: And punch people through walls.
  • Autolycus: Is he from prototype?
  • ninjasephiroth facepalms
  1. Date Posted Icon 15th September 2011
    2. Tags Icon #michael is badass#but that was a fail#a rather hilarious fail
"Like a mildly obese hunter who throws up either mid-pounce or as he molests your nipples"
— Michael after I accidentally said “bunter”.
  1. Date Posted Icon 15th September 2011
    2. Tags Icon #left 4 dead 2#michael is badass
"Fuck you and your couch you boobless bitch!"
— Michael.
  1. Date Posted Icon 12th September 2011
    2. Tags Icon #michael is badass#left 4 dead 2
"What would a zombie do with a vibrator?"
— Michael, completely randomly, going through the cemetery in The Parish.
  1. Date Posted Icon 31st August 2011
    2. Tags Icon #left 4 dead 2#michael is badass